We wrote demotivational speeches to inspire fitness buffs to do the sensible thing when things get hard and just quit. Life is too short to go running at five in the morning or to spend seven days a week inside a disgusting gym. You should go and do important stuff, like go to the beach or sleep or spend more time on the couch. Because when you’re exercising you need more than motivation. You need the power of Slow-Mag to ignore the demotivational voice inside your head and beat your slump.